A Homily on Household PetsO, golden retriever! With your big, square head And friendly, dumb face, Could you save yourself If you discovered a bear trap round your paw? Would you chew through your flesh to freedom? A fox would, A wolf would: Once done, limping away, the bloody stump triumphant. How about you? No, I don't think so. You're too nice to do something like that.A Homily on Household Pets
O, you lovely Siamese cat! Enviable in your sleek form and feline grace, Those large, tilted eyes, that uncanny green or blue, So frequently you are ridiculously named Mittens or Snowflake. It beli
I Could Almost CryI had a nightmare the other night. I dreamt I was broken into pieces, I didn't realize it, I felt fine. I couldn't move around, all my parts apart, But I just got on with it. And you loved me, But I couldn't hold it inside me; My pieces lay in a puddle of your affection, Getting soggy at the edges. And that's the only way I knew how I was.I Could Almost Cry
I had a nightmare the other night, When I woke up I held you like everything depended on it. You were confused but not surprised, And I knew it hadn't been a nightmare, But how you saw us with your eyes.
Lying is the most fun...You asked for cab fare, I asked, "You want to be paid?" You flushed and said good night. Well, I came twice, Tricked your pride, And saved twenty bucks. Yes, it was a good night.Lying is the most fun...
Miss Manners"She's so polite!" The lunch ladies say. "'Yes thank you no thank you,' And she cleans her own tray!"Miss Manners
"She's so polite!" Her professors chime. "She shows such respect And she is always on time."
"She's so polite!" Her parents claim. "She is straight as an arrow, Doing good to our name."
"She's so polite!" The drunk frat boys crow. "You should've heard her, She was all, please please please no!"
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Optimist: "The glass is half full."
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Engineer: "That glass is twice as large as it needs to be"
Pi goes on forever
And e is just as cursed
But I wonder which is larger
When their digits are reversed
I mean...
DROWN HER!
No...wait...
Oh yeah!
Thanks for the favorite.
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You're no scarlet prim proper rose
Sing me your pretty prose
Lips pressed nose to nose
Legs entwined with twenty toes.
ps i love your username and the peter pan reference (:
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raphael does photography, too!
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"We all know art is hard" - Cursive
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lover, now that you've left me,
I'm glad you're unlovely.
Thx4tFav
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My YouTube videos [link]
I've been busy and haven't been writing. And I have nothing to write about. And I haven't been reading, which inspires me.
fair enough. you'll stumble over something eventually. or maybe not, i dont know. if your looking for a book there is always Oprah's Book Club to consider.
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